Monday, December 8, 2008

Freak of Nature

So today after showering, I'm standing in my room and Michelle notices something black on my back near my left wing. As she comes closer she sees it's something under my skin (possibly a blackhead?). So what does she do? Well what any faithful girlfriend would do, pop that biatch out! The only problem was, as she was squeezing that sucker out, it didn't stop coming out. Eventually we were left with something that looks like this:



Sorry it's a bit hard to see. Our initial thought was that it was a rock, as it's just as hard, but that just isn't right. Could it be a mole? No way nark, mole's are mushy aren't they? And they're most certainly not pop-able. I'll give someone $5 dollars if they can explain to me what this phenomenon is.

Oh and I'm keeping this son of a bitch. Who knows, maybe a scientist would pay top dollar for this treasure.

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